donT FUCKING text and drive DONT DO IT STOP DONT. DONT DO ITYOU DONT NEED TO THERE ARE COMMERCIALS W/ PEOPLE DYING IN THEM THEY AREN’T THERE TO MAKE MONEY THEY’RE THERE BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE DYING GET OFF YOUR PHONE SHIT DUDE
fake!married is the best trope and i never tire of it no matter how many are written and how badly they end up being. undercover!married is even better. “we have to lull our adversary into complacency by being as MARRIED AS POSSIBLE.”
accidental, unconscious domesticity and gradual cohabiting more like SIGN ME UP. sign me up for a lifetime membership, even. put it on my damn will. bury me in a casket full of fake!married fanfic.
I’m So Desperate For This Pairing I’m Rereading Badfic: the autopsy of my dignity
not even lesbians get in the way of bread