fangirl challenge ❤: [6/?] female characters ↝ May Chang
here u go anon <3
lol “here’s a wad of cash for your espionage” “HEY THANKS NOW I CAN BUY THAT PURSE I WAS EYING” “okay uh u wanna be dropped off anywhere?” “just here i got friends okay bye”
WOW ROY U REALLY KNOW HOW TO TREAT WOMEN lmfao
even on his fake dates people assume he got dumped i’m pretty sure the playboy reputation is made up of A.) he’s often seen in the company of pretty ladies B.) they all leave after they give him information C.) Roy probably tries to flirt with women much older than him in order to be that “lovely charming young colonel” in the eyes of all his superior’s wives like “OH NONSENSE YOU HARDLY LOOK A DAY OVER TWENTY-FIVE” kind of silly bullshit that charms the fuck outta old ladies and maybe four year olds “wow what a pretty pink dress Elysia” and like no one else
i can picture roy mustang offering to waltz with older women because he is the young fox and a gentleman and eating dry flakey pastries and tea with general’s wives while he turns in paperwork but somehow i can’t picture him a love ‘em and leave ‘em type because exhibit A: they all leave him after he hands them money
Roy Mustang isn’t even paying for sex, he is literally paying women to tell him gossip and political secrets and then politely offers to drive them home when they are done.
HE LIKE PROBABLY KEEPS BUTTERSCOTCH IN HIS CAR.
BUTTERSCOTCH.
ROAR!: seriously like I find it so adorable that Ed and Al are so intensely enraged at the idea of Roy dating someone who's not...
They are just such earnest babies.
DOES THIS MEAN HE IS DATING MULTIPLE WOMEN? WHEN HE HAS RIZA? HOW FUCKING DARE HE!!!
And Al is just like “that is the opposite of the kind of guy I want to be omg playboys omg emotionally manipulating women h8 so much never getting over that shit you are on my list Roy”
and Ed’s like “I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WHEN YOU’VE GOT A REALLY INCREDIBLE TALENTED WONDERFUL WOMAN WHO IS AMAZING AND SAVES YOU ALL THE TIME AND IS JUST WOW, HOW COULD YOU EVER DATE ANYONE ELSE EVER? HOW CAN OTHER ROMANTIC INTERESTS EVEN EXIST FOR U?”
“Ed i feel like you’re projecting”
“projecting what”
lan fan and may!
Fullmetal Alchemist ~ Manga
“Recreate any Game/Film/Album/Book cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”
GOODBYE FRIENDS
Materials… Assembly… Connection… Calibration… It’ll be all-nighters, no doubt. Sorry for being so unreasonable. But you want to go back to Central as soon as possible, right? Then we’ll work to make that happen!
#YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH UR CHILDHOOD FRIEND ED THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF THIS SHE IS EVERYTHING TO U
